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Jan 30
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Was searching for “Лилу Далас Мультипаспор” (“Lilu Dallas Multipass” in russian) and found this photo. She’s pretty cool! =) via

Was searching for “Лилу Далас Мультипаспор” (“Lilu Dallas Multipass” in russian) and found this photo. She’s pretty cool! =) via

Jan 16
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Hate condoms but use them to prolong the process? There’s another way - stamina pillows!

Hate condoms but use them to prolong the process? There’s another way - stamina pillows!

Jun 02
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Meet Marina, a Russian girl who moved to the US and started her own videocasts site. In this videos Marina teach people of English etymology. But that’s not all, check the video yourself.

Her YouTube channel

May 30
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The Truth

  • Nameskaz: can you help me with an experiment real quick?
  • MarineWife021406: sure
  • Nameskaz: let me see you naked
  • MarineWife021406: no
  • Nameskaz: you see, these fortune cookies are bullshit
  • Nameskaz: "Your courage will reward you" my ass
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How to Say your Fly is Open

20. Your cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You’ve got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier is not unknown.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

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RAID

  • sterano: Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1?
  • Steve: In Raid_0 the zero stands for how many files you are going to get back if something goes wrong.
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Fancy artworks by m0sk. View more…

Fancy artworks by m0sk. View more…

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Street creative. View more…

Street creative. View more…

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The power of HDR. The guy is realy knows what he doing. View More

The power of HDR. The guy is realy knows what he doing. View More

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Another Lenovo’s gibe about MacBook Air :)